Dantrums

I got in a car accident this week, and it was less than fun. Correction: I caused a car accident this week. And it was less than fun. It was very upsetting actually. I had something of a panic attack afterwards, thinking I really fucked up, It's my dad's car, I'm going to have to pay a lot of money, How will I get to work this whole week, Can I use my roomates' car, God I realllly fucked up. I was really mad at myself for being careless. Now that 24 hours have passed, I'm not quite as upset and am trying to look on the bright side: 1) I wasn't injured and neither was the guy I hit 2) I'm insured 3) My car will likely be ok (fingers crossed) 4) It's just one week of no car, I'll be fine, and 5) I've been bitching about how insurance does nothing for years, and now, finally, it's doing something. Another big plus: I didn't have any pot on me. This was good since the cops later showed up and there's probably a 75% chance that I'm either driving stoned or with pot on me. So that part is good. Bright side! I feel like a douche repeating this douche-like mantra. But isn't that the only option? My dad looked at the damage and, attempting to put both of us at ease I said, 'It could've been worse.' He nodded his head slowly before saying, "I just hope it's not totaled." Wait, what? Totaled?! I hadn't even thought that was an issue. I said, with no knowledge of how much money the repairs could cost, "No. No way. Uh-uh. Couldn't be."

In other news there is this really hot guy that a girlfriend of mine used to sleep with. He's ridiculously hot and has a slammin' bod. He likes to send her (even now, after they haven't hooked up in the last 3 years) shot of his cock when it's hard. She thinks this is a bit sick, and then forwards them to me. Anyways. This guy was married when she was fucking him, and now he's single, and, according to her, sleeping with 3 gorgeous college aged women. The guy is 30. Ummm, not fair! Do you know what I would pay to be sleeping with 3 gorgeous college aged guys? I wouldn't bankrupt myself over it, but considering I don't have much money, percentage wise I'd be willing to spend about 1/4 of my savings. That's right. One-fourth. Not that I could even afford that anymore. I have higher insurance premiums to save up for. Hooray!

I'm dying to know how the guy accomplished this feat. I know it's nothing Amazing, but still, you must admit he's done good work. So I'm sending my friend on a fact finding mission. I demand to know how this was accomplished. I mean, he's hot, but what exactly did he say to them? Where did he find them? How quickly did he fuck them? I go a little crazy when I find out about certain people's great sex lives. It's like you think your life is going great, you're happy enough with your work/social life, and then you see an old friend of yours you haven't seen in a while and he's making six figures doing the job you always fantasized about doing but kind of gave up on, and having an affair with Patrick Dempsey AND Matthew McConaughey. And they both like to bottom for him AND they can't stop telling him how terrific his cum tastes. Things just don't seem as good after you hear a thing like that.